A schoolchild's rhyme from the year 4,327 AD

The following is from My Fellow Americans - fortunately not my fellow Americans, since I am not one and today extremely glad about that, too - by Ben Tripp, and that article says just about everything I feel about this latest farse of so called elections in the (Dis)United States of (Deluded) Ameria, in an outcome that I still can't comprehend. Never mind, I am declaring a moratorium on news from the land of outer darkness with his ruling moronic monkey and just stock up on good champage in case we need to hold and Atomic Arrival party in case rummie the dummy and his gang of gunslingers gets with their plan to take on China stand-in NK and Kim decides to nuke Yokosuka in return . . .

Ah blah.

Oh, I almost forgot, but here now is the schoolchild's rhyme:

Columbus named America in 1492,
Lincoln fixed it when it broke in two,
Things were good for a couple hundred years
'Till George W. Bush: the Bum of All Fears.

And now, to misquote the title of a movie about another backasswards American adventure:
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooood niiiiiiiiiiiiight, America!